When I was in my early teens.
I was in my mates playing a bit of pro evo (extra time and a 13-14 penalty shoot-out meant I was late home for my tea). After winning I left his bedroom, only to be confronted by his mother, completely bollocko walking along the landing towards the bathroom (at tea-time, of all things).

Logical thinking would suggest she'd cover her indignity/turn and run away. But no. Her first instinct was to be startled and as such her arms were thrust up and outwards in a reaction that wouldn't be that out of place in the video for thriller.

I was laughing so hard that it took about 45 minutes to walk the 5 houses down back to mine. Meaning that my tea was completely cold when I got back. It was fish fingers and potato smiley faces too. I am still a bit peeved about it.
(ste_mc_efc, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:13, 2 replies)

Not going to say anything
about seeing your mates mum in the nud and then having cold fish fingers and a smiley face. Nope. Not saying anything.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:21, closed)

Implied references.
Can't remember what was for tea; that memory was sort of overshadowed by something else. Seeing the mersey estuary on your mates upstairs landing doesn't happen every day.
(ste_mc_efc, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:32, closed)