SURPRISE TODGER!
I'm a graphic designer. A few years back I was working in a printers and one of my customers came in to pick up some work he had printed.

He sidled over and, in low tones, asked if I could scan a picture for him. No problem said I.

He showed me the picture. It was clipped from a local newspaper a few years before, but he'd never got round to scanning it in and emailing it to all his mates.

It showed a local football team, who had won a trophy, posing for a team photo. The front row were kneeling down, the back standing. The guy in the middle had a big grin on his face and his mate next to him...

...had flopped his cock out of his football shorts, and there it was dangling for all to see.

Except obviously, the photographer and the newspaper editor who remained blissfully unaware and allowed the photo to go in the paper, and for it to be distributed to most of Berkshire.

I wish I'd kept that scan as I'd post it. But I didn't, so you'll have to take my word for it.

EDIT:
Tried my customer's old number last night but it doesn't work any more, so I can't get hold of the pic.
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:22, 7 replies)

Well...
....I hate to be the one to say it but:

SS or STFU!

(Screen Shot or Shut the fuck up)



I believe you, it's amazing how todgers can slip through the net!
(d347hm4n Fraggin your ass!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, closed)

Fair play...
...it is true. I really regret not keeping a copy of the jpg, but it was about 7 years ago.

I have, though, just googled the guys name and he still lives locally, so I am going to phone him tonight and see if he still has a copy. (hoping he remembers me).

The things I do to prove the truth...

Watch this space.
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, closed)

I'm sure
that this was in FHM or the like back in the day.

In any case I've seen a pic of it and know what you're on about, I've googled as much as I can at work (not easy to find surprise todger without getting busted) and can't find it.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:22, closed)

Macclesfield Town
Same thing happened there after they got promoted 2 seasons in a row. One player had just come out of the shower to get in on the team photo and his winky was there for all to see.

It was on the front page.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:23, closed)

This was in the Leicester Mercury too
in full colour...
snipurl.com/j7nmy
(link to facebook)
(ThePony, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, closed)

Surprisingly common occurence...
I've taken loads of team pics and its one of the things that needs to be checked every time.

"looking in the same direction" *check*
"all eyes open?" *check*
"clear of surprise todgers?" *check*
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, closed)

Not worth its own post but...
I know of a paper that had to pulp its whole first edition after an eagle eyed sub working on the 2nd edition spotted that the fantastic action pic of a match winning try in an international rugby match had two extra balls on display. (along with matching cock)

Yes I've seen the pic.
No I'm not going to post it

(more than me jobs worth guv...)
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, closed)