Long time lurker, First time poster (Be gentle...)
This only happened yesterday, so while it's fresh in my head.

As none of you will know, I'm in the Royal Navy. This means I'm used to naked guys and whatnot, whether it was the communal showers, or just good ol' naked pranks.

Anyway, I was just relaxing on my laptop in my cabin, when I get a knock on my door. I open it and my mate Jack is standing there completely naked. At this point I say "Hey JaOhForFucksSake..." and we discuss our plans for the evening as normal. I shut the door and start getting ready.

I get in the en-suite shower, get my soapy soap on and towel off. I wrap the towel around my midriff and start ironing some kit, when I hear a knock on the door.

Thinking it's Jack, and I have a chance to get back at the cockbadger, I take off my towel and open the door expecting to see Jack...

Only to come face to face with Laura (The new girl in the office, who's actually with Jack)

Fucksocks.

She looked at my manhood, then at me and said: 'I've forgotten what I knocked for.' Then left!

Fair credit to her, she laughed about it the next day and kept it relatively hush-hush.

*Pop* Ew, it's everywhere! :D

Length? It did me proud! ;)
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:54, 5 replies)

When you say "good ol' naked pranks"
This would be those occasions where all you blokes who've been couped up together for too long find some minimal excuse to get naked and pretend you aren't gay ... right?
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:34, closed)

Depends on how long they've been at sea,
and whose turn it is in the barrel.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:06, closed)

it's not gay when it's with your shipwife

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, closed)

Not really....
You just live together for the first several months in a mess, being naked around other guys just doesn't worry you anymore.

Besides, there's women on ships now. So when everyone's away, some of the women usually service the crew ;) One of the best stories I heard was as a ship was returning to port after a deployment, one of the lads grabbed the mic and said 'D'you hear that? All Wrens are now dumped!' :D happy days...
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, closed)

And a-one a-two, a-one-two-three-four
We want you! We want you!
We want you as a new recruit!
(Que?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 3:46, closed)