"Pringles?" "Errr, no thanks"
I have vivid recollections of a party my friend Mavis (real name Thom) threw in his house when his parents were away.

I seem to remember that a rather dull party was temporarily enlivened when Mave, having been out of the room for some time, re-entered the room wearing nothing but a Pringles tube. If memory serves we all just stopped what we were doing and stared at him, with open-mouthed incredulity. Mave, clearly having unanticipated this lack of reaction stood there awkwardly for a few moments then quietly left the room, at which point we carried on our conversations as if nothing had happened.

I believe Mavis is now a police constable.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)