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There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Yes Im A Big Rockstar
Yes im a big rockstar….

Well I was guitarist in a band in brighton who made music video’s and blah toured had a fucking great time.

NYE – Im offered the chance to play in a “supergroup” for New Years at the local club the Freebutt we decided to do a shit pub rock covers set ( I can only rember dance the night away by the mavericks and joleen being played though there must have been more)

Free booze makes fools of us all and I decided it would be a laff if I went in the nudie! How fun! Now let me point out at this juncture – the night before the night before I’d been hit around the face with a bottle of JD I have a cut lip eye a broken nose and some nice yellow and black bruising, im a pasty Mofo at the best of times and don’t have a Hot Bod! But it was friends going and it should have been alright if it wasn’t for ian.


He took a picture of me on stage next my friend rob.. rob has a giganta-cock and it makes my slightly frozen weiner look like a Chinese mouse in winter.

That was bad enough but Ian is a concert promoter.. so every gig for the next few months had this image of me.. the English GG allen
Peanut dick and all. This was about 2002 …. And he still uses it! It will NEVER go away.

I went on a date with a girl went back to her house and she had a FLYER – BLOWN UP to A4! I was looking at my penis on a girls wall.

I split up with my ex – moved in to a flat share and in the LIVING ROOM it was there HAUNTING ME

F**king IAN
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, 7 replies)

(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, closed)
Dont make me....
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, closed)
...... and that is the day I left Bucks Fizz.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, closed)
a cleaner one....
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:13, closed)
... that looks like a gig from hell with Jason Lyttle from Grandaddy caught up with Metalica's drunk younger brothers... awesome...
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:45, closed)
now the question is...
Are there any of you dressed in a powder blue thong, giving your Dad a lapdance at your going away do...?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:15, closed)
Dont tell me....
You have right?!?!?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:35, closed)

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