Not quite proper nudity but...
It was freshers week and i had been on a bender the night before. It was about 5pm and i had just woken up and was having a my first cig of the morning in bed. Theres a knock at my door. I was thinking it would be one of my cretinous mates wanting something so i open it in my boxers with a rollie hanging out my gob with a 'what the fuck do you want' look. What it actually was was a nice looking girl. She looked very stunned then held out a leaflet and said "do you want to join our church?"
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)