it was both nudity and the most horrific thing I've ever seen....
back in the days when I commuted to Victoria from Sarf London I got to the station at the usual time one morning and as usual got held up behind the Tube barriers.
Finally getting down onto the concourse I was first aware of a most foul odour, and when I say foul I mean gaggingly, boakingly foul. The source of the aroma appeared to be a tramp about 20 feet away with a tramp friend of his. Tramp 1 with his back to me, suddenly dropped his trousers exposing a hairy tramp arse that was utterly covered in shit, some of which was spilling out of the bottom of his trouser legs and onto his shoes.
Bleeurgh. I just thank God I never got to see his cock. I'd have gouged out my own eyes I think.
( Sallyrsm, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:34, 1 reply)

Were the tramps re-enacting the Two Tramps joke?
y'know,

Tramp 1: Have you shit yourself?
Tramp 2: No!
Tramp 1: Yes you have, I can smell it!
Tramp 2: Nope, you're mistaken. I have NOT shit myself!
Tramp 1: You stink of shit. You HAVE shit yourself, haven't you?
Tramp 2: No, I have NOT.
Tramp 1: Look, I'll prove it.
*rips Tramp 2's crusty trousers clean off*
Tramp 1: Look! You're covered in shit!
Tramp 2: Oh, I thought you meant TODAY!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:06, closed)