House rules
Everyone who shares a house with friends has these. The house rules. Usually stuff like "Do not steal each others food, do not hog the shower for hours on end, do your own washing up."

Our house has an additional house rule which I'm fairly certain most other houses don't have.

It's fairly simple. If you're a man, and you're not living in the house, after 7 pm, you must wander around naked.

Because I live with 5 girls, all of whom have boyfriends, this now means I see a lot of cock whether I want to or not. And because we're all at uni, 2 of my housemates weren't in any serious relationships for a while and used to bring men home at times, so I've been subjected to lots of different cocks.

This house rule developed by accident, and tends to freak out any new guests that anyone invites over, especially as it's only halfheartedly enforced. Most nights it's potluck whether you get a clear run or if you get a face full of wingwong.

I'm so very, very glad to be moving out in a few months.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, 4 replies)

hmmm
In, like, a few months, would they mind if a mad old bird moved in?

I'd only look, I promise..and I can bring my own raincoat, if that helps?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:02, closed)

Probably not
Since we're all moving out into two different houses, there will be less wandering naked men in the house.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:19, closed)

I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining
if it were the girls who were wandering round in the buff.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, closed)

I wouldn't be complaining for long
Given that if I was caught perving on them, I'd enjoy it and then get mobbed by angry boyfriends.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:23, closed)