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This is a question Unexpected Nudity

There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Just wanted to remind everybody.
Underwear is measured by waist size, not cock size.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:11, 2 replies)
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Glad I didn't boast of my XXL pants then.

Phew, nearly made myself look foolish there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:24, closed)
I assure you
I was referring to waist size. As double entendres go, it was milking it a bit, fnarr fnarr.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, closed)

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