Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Postman Twat!A few weeks ago on one Saturday morning, the wife decides she'd get us a breakfast roll from the local butchers. It's about five mins away, after 15 mins I hear the front gate open, and being the mischievous blighter I am, I decided it would be funny to stick my willy through the letter box.....it wasnt the wife and my cock was rammed by two bank statements and our voting cards.
Wife came home 5 mins later.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:01, 2 replies)
Hahah!My missus has nearly done this, now he's too paranoid to try it again (and also got a bit of a complex that I didn't notice it poked through at the time)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:07,
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