My neighbour is a mystery.
He's an old fellah - must be in his 90's but seems friendly enough.

Every day for years, he has always had just one bottle of milk delivered.
Then, just the other day, there was two bottles stood outside his house. Nothing strange there but, the day after... three.
Then four the day after that and then five...

This morning, as I passed his house there was 8 or 9 bottles stood on his step. I've no idea what he's up to, but I haven't seen him since he developed this intense thirst for milk.

I don't think it's doing him much good either - there's a terrible smell coming from his house.
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:36, 3 replies)

Uh oh
I expect he himself is begining to ooze a substance not dissimilar to milk.
(ShitBitch, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, closed)

lol
I think/do hope this is a joke
but click for mild creativity anyway
(Freddles, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:57, closed)

top notch!
bim bim, old chap! *click*
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:07, closed)