The ghost in the garden
I woke up early in the morning about 3 a.m. Something just didn't seem right in the house. I lay there awake for a while and then decided to go downstairs to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

It had been raining the night before and I could see outside through our sliding glass door that looks out onto the back lawn that it was a little misty or even foggy out. I poured myself a glass of water from the tap and then sat down at the kitchen table. I was looking outside at the lawn through the sliding glass doors. I could see our big sycamore tree next to the fence; just beyond it was barely visible through the fog. That's when I saw it. That's when I saw the ghost.

I could tell that it was a human figure. It was so white that it seemed to glow. It was kind of billowing, too, like seeing a person who was swimming underwater. You can see them, but you can't really make out the edges. It didn't have legs – it’s body just sort of dissolved away toward the ground. It floated there for a moment or two and then I guess it must have sensed that I was looking at it because it turned a little toward me and then... and then... it just ascended straight up into the sky.

I stood there for what seemed like an hour, just waiting for it to come back. I didn't even realize that I had been standing. I must have stood up when I saw it fly up into the air.

The next morning I was telling my mother about it and she got this look in her face. I could tell that the story had got her scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, 5 replies)

LOL!
Made me choke on my lunch!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, closed)

Oooooh
What's genuinely spooky is I was watching the Fresh Prince of Bel Air as I read this, and the title sequence directly coincided with me reading it line for line.....
(posage As I turned the corner I felt muscular and compact, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:03, closed)

Laughing...
You turd! You had me there...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, closed)

hahahaha!!!!!
I just spilt my tea laughing at that.

This wins. Wins hard.
( MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:40, closed)

Excellent!
More of this kind of stuff
(Ghost Batty Rider, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 13:08, closed)