did anyone tell you this
when filling the tube up for tests, WRITE YOUR NAME ON IT FIRST.

This is because of the mild sweaty shakes in the afterglow makes it difficult to use a pen on a plastic tube and manage to write your name legibly.

It only prolongs the time at the desk grinning at the cute nurse whom you have just handed your jizz. After about 2 minutes, the glow wanders off and your realise how many over 70's stood around with small stool samples in pots.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, Reply)