I have a spooky immunity
I have realised that I am completely immune to lightning. I could climb up a tree in a thunderstorm with a kite, covered in saline gel, and be perfectly safe.

You see, you are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning as you are to win the lottery.

And I don't play the lottery...
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:23, 4 replies)

Your logic is flawless.
I shall join you.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:27, closed)

Is that the real lottery?
Because I'm always getting emails about me winning lotterys I haven't entered.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:47, closed)

I think it was Arnold Palmer
who stated that the safest place in a thunderstorm was standing on a fairway holding a two iron over your head, because even God himself couldn't hit a two iron.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 19:34, closed)

hmmm
Im not sure about this i know a bloke who got hit by lightening, His mother-in-law also hit the big one in lotto. Not on the same day mind . But she accidentaly threw the ticket away , lucky or unlucky? What are the odds??
(welgar, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:01, closed)