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Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:32)
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Camera Surgery
The wife came back from the beach, the kids were happy and she'd got some nice pics on her compact digital camera. Except that she'd dropped it in the sand and now when you pressed the button to start it up it made a crunchy, grindy noise and now only took photos that were completely out of focus. Which is funny as that is pretty much how I take photos anyway.
"We need a new camera" she says
"Pah! I do surgery on servers! A silly little camera will be no problem, let me just get my trusty leathermans, good woman, and I'll have it fixed in a trice.""
"I think it would be better/easier to just buy a new one"
"Nay, I say, trouble yourself no more"

3 weeks later the silly little fecker is still in bits on the windowsill, and I don't even think all the bits are there. I think the cat has eaten some thinking it was some new fancy, REALLY crunchy, cat food.

I blame him

(this is what he/it looks like)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:14, 6 replies)
He does look a bit special...
So, yeah. Blaming him is probably warranted.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, closed)
you have no idea
He's taken a rather heavy blow to his head at some point and well... he just doesn't act like a normal cat.
Just stares at walls a lot and goes "ACK!".
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:32, closed)
Your cat
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:35, closed)
I love your cat
and i wish to vote for him at the next election
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:48, closed)
If he's still alive
I might just put him up there.
He main policies are
1) Free tuna to children under 25 years old.
2) A radical cutback to cat litter due to its impact on the economy.
3) The culling of all vets to stop the spread of TB.

Can't be any worse than the current/last/future lot...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:55, closed)

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19, closed)

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