Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Not mebut someone I know fell asleep whilst receiving a blow job and it went all limp in his girlfriends mouth....nice
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I did thatI was bit drunky wunk. Woke up on the floor 8 hours later.
Mrs SYFTS was surprisingly OK about it, when she found out ;-)
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when she found out?was another lady giving you a blowjob then?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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That was the inferenceBut no, it was her. She just laughed and called me sad.
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hehe you got away with that one...Also a good excuse to recieve a standing one next time, there the best, lets face it.
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Not me either. Much.I think that the young lady finds it preferable to you falling asleep on top of them though.
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Dervel OTBC, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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Especially if you are over 20 stone and snore :O(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:11, closed)
I bet he had to do a lot of grovelling before he got another one!(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:50, closed)
Haha, I think he hadto lick her v-jay-jay a few times to get the points in the bank for another one.
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