
Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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I feel a weird compulsion to finish any book I start. It probably helps being a really fast reader though
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:36, 2 replies)

there's a long list of books I've finished that I didn't especially want to, at times.
They tend to be short ones though, admittedly...
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:42, closed)

I really, really try to finish everything I start.
But Felix Holt and Tristram Shandy both defeated me - as did Spycatcher, come to think of it (though I was only 11 at the time...). I've got a feeling there may be another that defeated me, but I can't remember what it is.
And I have read the Bible. The whole fucking King James version, plus Apocrypha.
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:43, closed)

and it turned out to be useful. My medieval tutor was extremely impressed that I could quote it to back up texts.
Tristram Shandy was a bit rubbish. I did manage to slog through Ulysses though. Utter waste of time, most self-indulgent tripe ever.
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:56, closed)

Ulysses is heavier and thicker, so it comes out on top in all the major literary criteria - paperweight usage, burglar stunning and firelighter material.
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:10, closed)

where the Bible is smaller than Ulysses
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:33, closed)

"featuring Kawaii Jesus and Big Ol' Jehovah!"
( , Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:14, closed)
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