Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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The problem is thatShe has pushed this ridiculous ultimatum on me whereby if I want anal sex anymore, and we've had plenty in the past, I must submit to a pegging. After one go at that I'm the one that needs convincing!
I suspect there may be some gamesmanship afoot and she's either being mischievous for reasons known only to herself or is possibly just weary of being cornholed.
Perhaps she doesn't want a cat-flap for an anus in later life either. If I had my way she'd be goatse by the time she reached the pearly gates! Hurrah! Unfortunately so would I - if I could find a way to enjoy being 'pegged'. Hurroo. Thanks Dan Savage.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, 1 reply)
Haha!I sense it is weary of being cornholed and she wants you to empathise. Having had a medical I can relate to your story of pain, it's fucking horrible!! Although I am sure gay guys would disagree. I would think of something to replace the brown void that will be left with no anal, maybe try a cock ring. However I think a poster above got it right, get her pissed and have a stab but just make sure you sleep on your back if you're successful ;)
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Sleep in the guest room with the door lockedmore like!
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