Am I the only one who only very rarely is able to finish all my chips when I've been to the chippy for a fish supper?
I can't be the only one. They give you loads.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:17, 11 replies)

No
you're not the only one.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:48, closed)

It depends what you have with them
I can cope with lots of chips.

A battered sausage + lots of chips I cannot.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:11, closed)

Brought to you by the Chip Marketing Board. Buy some lovely fresh hot tasty chips today!

(but yes, me too)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:32, closed)

But...
..do you still feel compelled to try to finish them 'because you've paid for them and it would be a waste otherwise' and then sit there feeling nauseous as the last dollop of cholesterol works its way through your one functioning artery!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:38, closed)

The chippy in Wetwang
shovels loads of chips in. If I was just having the chips, then I'd struggle. With a fish, it becomes a meal for two.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:42, closed)

Wetwang!
Ahahahaaa.

Wetwang!

Snigger.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:26, closed)

I always make the mistake of eating all my chips first.
Saving *insert fried deliciousness here* for the main event (unless it's fish which you have to eat along with your chips). The result of this means I'm usually full after eating all the chips and have to make a point of eating the battered sausage//white pudding/red pudding whatever.

*fats*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:58, closed)

I'd also like to mention that the best Fish and chips I've ever had was at Inghams in Filey.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:02, closed)

no you're not
but if it's fish and chips you're having, you must have those lovely radioactive-looking mushy peas with them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:09, closed)

There used to be a chippy on Benbow Street in Plymouth whose large portion of chips would fill a carrier bag.
(Freakmandu, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 7:57, closed)

Talking of chippies
I was down in Swanage a month or so ago, and popped into a chippy to get some sustenance for my dinner.

Making small talk while my order was prepared, I made a comment that the fish must be fresh, being as we were only 50 metres from the sea.
"Oh no mate," said the spotty oik serving, "All our fish comes from Aylesbury..."

I seem to remember I cried a little inside.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:33, closed)