Cool story.

(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:42, 1 reply)

Shit can you call 999 please mate -
I need to get to the SICK BURNS unit - and fast!!!!
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:44, closed)

You know what?
Forget I said that. I really can't be bothered picking up yet another can't cut it at 4chan unfunny shit flinging chimp.
(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:48, closed)

But I can't forget it, 'username failed moderation' poster.
It cut me to the quick. You can't just un-read such a masterful putdown.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:52, closed)

Don't be mean to the thpethuls.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:55, closed)

I can't help it.
Their perpetual jollity and effortless ability to take a joke just gets me down.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:56, closed)

The chirpy fucks must think this is some sort of comedy website with all their humour and ribaldry and no moaning and weeping at all.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:02, closed)

It's just 'laugh, laugh, laugh' with these japesters. I think it's pathetic.
To my mind the world is a serious place and I try to pitch my internet posts at a level that respects that.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:06, closed)

I particularly like it when they demonstrate how they're not pompous bell ends
by announcing that they're bored of taking to you and then continue to talk to you. Self-deprecatory wit like that must take practice.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:10, closed)

We could always put you on ignore.
That works well, doesn't it?

Here's a tip - whatever you think we're doing, is not happening. You are being constantly hooked, reeled in and gutted all over the floor.

You are our personal ant farm, except we don't have to feed you.
(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:13, closed)

I see! It all makes sense now!!!
What to the untrained eye might have appeared to be you and your dismal coven of miserablists being rightfully shamed, was, in fact, all along, you and the 'crazy gang' trolling the trolls all along!!

Seeing as we're sharing tips here, have a couple from me:

1) shut up, and
2) fuck off
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:26, closed)

Uh-oh.
Angry on the Internet.

Tut tut.
(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:28, closed)

A triple-T masterclass right here.

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:32, closed)

Hey, are you being sarcasitc?
It comes over kind of nerdy, but not cute nerdy, you know?

More like fat wotsits guzzling nerdy.
(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:58, closed)

It's simply not in my nature to be sarcastic.

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:59, closed)

Good, becuase Janet already has that covered
and she's better at it than you are.
(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:59, closed)