I shouted "run sidewise you dumb bint" at that end bit with the rolling wheel thing
and got told to 'shush!' by a dullard

2 hours I'm not getting back :(
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:10, 1 reply)

I liked the bits where they pissed all over the Alien mythology.
I particularly liked how they turned the excellent Geiger jockey character into a tall bloke with a pointless helmet on. Oh! And the sub-Tomb Raider hippy scientology/archeology bullshit. And the Hollywood cliché scientists.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:33, closed)

I liked the bit where they did away with script and continuity and it all ended up just
unimaginably bad.

Even the usually reasonable Aussie actor was terrible.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:35, closed)

It was actually worse than the Predator cross-overs
which is some sort of achievement.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:40, closed)

At least the Predator Vs. Aliens was total tongue in cheek escapism and would not fall foul of any
trades description act.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:23, closed)

The scientists pissed me off
I'm a scientist if I had a chance to examine the corpse of an alien I would probably forgo several meals/sleeps/wanks for the opportunity. What did they do in the film (when they had gone there presumably to do this kind of shit)? RUN AWAY!!!?? Then when he does meet a new and potentially dangerous alien species does he show any caution? no he acts like he's meeting a new puppy ....CUNTS


The abortinator(TM) scene was fun other than that I spent the whole film going "but......" "what......" "eh?"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:53, closed)