Unreasonable CrueltyFreddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06)
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I was making irish coffees for people one day at my flatWhen I suddenly had a idea of a great joke to play on my flat mate.
I filled the bottom of his large mug with very thick gravy.. then carefully created the irish coffee on top of it, lots of whiskey and cream to hide the fact it was sitting on an inch of thick bisto.
I placed it on the sideboard next to where he was sitting and sat back to wait...
10 mins later he picked it up as it had cooled down and took a massive slurp... "this is really nice" he said.. then took another slurp...this is where the whiskey cram and bisto fountained from his mouth and nose across the room...
Later he shot me with the BB gun on my ear as I fell asleep in the front room
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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Irish coffee is for cunts who hate coffee and whisky and themselves.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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Come on Grandad back on the bus....
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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probablybut if you have ever seen someone snot out thick gravy from their nose.. its worth it
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 20:28,
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