Unreasonable Cruelty
Freddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.
Suggested by Munsta
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06)
Did you have to get into some sort of arranged marriage just to keep your dad happy?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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nah
he was dead by then, and I could afford to make the solicitor forge the will
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:26,
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Everyone loves a crooked solicitor.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:27,
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he was so crooked I had to watch him carry out the forgery myself, and hold a knife to his eyelid while he was doing it
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:31,
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My apologies - thought you were channelling Rory there.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:30,
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oh shit, you mentioned Rory
now Captain Autism will probably roll up and post
this link again
probably
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:39,
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:42,
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alright The M- WAIT A MINUTE.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:44,
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