I intend to continue to post my stories here for a very long time.
Yeah, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

inb4 - 44,00L pool, fat manatee wife, ute, car-crash, my cunt kid who'll suck literally anything off for a bag of haribo and OkCupid jokes at my expense.

Sorry guys ^that^ was unreasonably cruel.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:32, 42 replies)

Wow, you sure showed us.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:53, closed)

You've been quiet this week.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:04, closed)

Okay.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:25, closed)

It's been a fairly dull breakdown this week.
Just a few tearful pleas for attention. No real drama. I think the joke had finally worn thin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:32, closed)

And here's another one.
Whoop!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:45, closed)

No, you're too boring for this sort of thing now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:08, closed)

So your story this week was?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:09, closed)

I think he took the following approach: -
If you don't have anything worth saying, don't say anything.

You may want to try that yourself.
( Muns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:03, closed)

This is the only attention the chinless cuckold gets.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:07, closed)

TTT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:17, closed)

And baby makes 3!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:40, closed)

Isn't it time that Dr. Honeydew brought this experiment to an end?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:01, closed)

Shut the fuck up Brown Eyes!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:05, closed)

You've made them blue.
:(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:15, closed)

We'll always have Stanford Prison.
Right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:32, closed)

I'll never forget the night I spent sleeping on the floor,
next to a bucket of my own faeces.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:28, closed)

Dude, that's what Dr. Milgram told us to do.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:33, closed)

i would miss you if you left xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:18, closed)

I heart this response.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:31, closed)

Nope, nothing here.
Just me giving you that tiny pathetic mental orgasm you get when you think someone might fall into the trap of paying attention to you.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:34, closed)

Ooooh.
YEAH BABY!!!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:38, closed)

This is like the victim that taunts the bullies so they'll beat him up, just to get the attention.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:44, closed)

like
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:13, closed)

*Sigh* How about we just get them all out of the way and move on?
Alright
ANGRY ONLINE
Aspergers
Autism
Bent spastic
Gambit
Hahaha yeah
LOVELY
obloobloobloo
Obsessed
Oh man, the burn
MODS
Prick
Shed
Steve McDonald
Terrible bullying of
Tl;dr
Tragic
TTT
UPSET ON THE INTERNET
Waaaahmbulance
Weepy
White Knight
Your Mum
Zing

(Actually, I'm sure there's loads more I've missed but I lost interest.)
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:46, closed)

Well.
All I can say is -
As the new guy.
You sure seem to know your stuff.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:34, closed)

Long time lurker.
Long time annoyed. Sorry, that should be UPSET.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:03, closed)

You missed out wanker
Wanker
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:14, closed)

I also missed out 'witless'
witless
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:19, closed)

^ actually upset

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:24, closed)

*consults list*
*chooses 'Bent Spastic'*

Bent Spastic
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:28, closed)

^ Legless defence


Cheers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:30, closed)

Ooh - Good one!
Thanks. I mean, 'I totally meant to leave that out just to wind you all up'

That is the legless defence isn't it?
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:36, closed)

'haha, you've all fallen into my trap. My plan worked perfectly'


Your plan was to be repeatedly called a wanker, was it Legsy old boy?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:38, closed)

cheers

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:40, closed)

I've got a bad case of loving you.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:25, closed)

Well that's lovely
I'm sure you're very nice too :)
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:29, closed)

I don't have any Harribo

(ringofyre, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:24, closed)

You're a shit paedo.
It wasn't like this in the good old days of totp.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:35, closed)

Isn't it nice that
all these more or less pathetic and somewhat over the hill people can gather here to pretend they are something else.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:25, closed)

Quiet.
You!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:36, closed)