Urban LegendsI'm ashamed to admit it, but I fell for the "Bob Holness played the saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street" story some years back. It just seemed so right. I still want it to be true.
What have you fallen for, or even better, what legends have you started?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:02)
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room serviceFriend of a friend - as ever - felt rather horny while staying in a hotel on business. After failing to get pr0n on the telly, he decided to give the old phone lines a call.
"Hello Sir, how can I help you," said the sexy voice.
"You can start by taking off your panties. I'm hot, horny and ready to blow," came the reply. "What do you think about that?"
"Not a lot Sir," came the reply. "You might do better if you dial 9 for an outside line..."
Sorry if already done.
Enjoy the length.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:51, Reply)
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