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I was 17 and pissed as a fart. I woke up one my own bed needing a piss and turned left instead of right and pissed all over the carpet in my parent's bedroom!

Strangely they were not pleased....
( Vambo, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:36, 2 replies)

We've all been there
In a similar state - and to get to the bathroom you had to actually leave her flat by the front door and ascend a flight of stairs - I managed to piss on my ex's computer. In my defence, it was a Mac.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:39, closed)

I moved the bed in my room to a new position
Later that night, after several drinks I sleepwalked from the bed body following the normal steps to the toilet on autopilot, only I ended up shitting in the top drawer of a cabinet.

Waking up mid release quite bewildered as to WTF I was doing
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:00, closed)