That's nothing
One time my mate and I had been drinking. I stood in the road facing his car and nodded at him. With an almighty VROOM the car sped towards me.

With perfect timing and poise I lept into the air, one foot hit the bonnet and the other pushed me off the windscreen into the air.

I kept flying, onwards and upwards, my velocity reached terminal and still on I flew. As I passed over China I could see the hordes of people look up in wonder at the gleaming sky bullet I had become. Eventually I broke loose of this world's grip, and sped off into that dark night.

I now orbit somewhere around Neptune, on a cold night in December, when the light is just right, you too can see me. Twinkling. Eternal.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:44, 2 replies)

That is...just...so...beautiful.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:46, closed)

I came in my pants twice just reading that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:03, closed)

This to win b3ta.

( Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:28, closed)