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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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taken from a previous QOTW
My wife and I stayed over one night at her friends' house after a nice big boozy dinner. THis was not your crappy student flat - we were all grown up and in nice houses with bought furniture and the like.

I woke in the morning to a pretty frosty reception. Not unknown - my wife doesn't really drink and I drink her share to avoid offending our hosts; with the usual expected consequences. THat morning I recalled how I had a strange dream that I couldn't get into the bed the night - the duvet wouldn't come off. It was all very odd.

She pointed ot the corner of the room from where I had apparently proceeded to pull up their fitted carpet and crawl underneath it to sleep before returning to bed a few hours later on account of the cold.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:20, 4 replies)
So your story is "my wife is a coward"?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:27, closed)

this is exactly the reason I travel with a swiss army knife and carpet kicker tool
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 17:16, closed)

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 17:26, closed)
this made me do a lol.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:57, closed)

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