I must be sober, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:49, 1 reply)

Nah, you're just
a bit slow.
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:02, closed)

That'll be it.
Only a cretin would find drink driving anything other than hysterical. I see that now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:43, closed)

Reasons why drink driving is well lol:
1. You stand a good chance of killing a child then thinking about it every day for the rest of your life.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:17, closed)

Reasons why drink driving is well lol:
1. You stand a good very small chance of killing a child then thinking about it every day for the rest of your life.

I'm not trying to condone drink driving or anything. It's just that a good chance of killing a child is bollocks.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:44, closed)

Well, between Christmas and new year's I do get mine to stand in the middle of the road at midnight wearing black.
An unconventional approach to parenting I know, but I like to think that it's character-building.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:56, closed)

Also, happy candle day and that.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:57, closed)

Oh, I get it.
We're having a sanctimonious pop at me for drunk driving.

Remember I was 16. If you had pointed out the stupidity of it at the time, I'd have laughed at you and told you to stop being a dick.

Nowadays, when someone points out the stupidity of it, I just laugh.

Now stop being a dick.
(username failed moderation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:09, closed)

drink driving
teenagers on mopeds
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:48, closed)