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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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Breakfast at the pub? Good idea!
After a reasonable night out in the capitol a friend and I thought that the finest way to cap it all off the following morning was by going out for a good old full english. The pub we chose was managed by a friend of ours so at just after midday (obviously a late start) we sit down at the bar and order breakfast. Then my eye is caught by a sign.

"Our lovely bloody mary's will make everything better or your money back*

*Dirty, filthy lie, still pretty ace though!"

I liked this sign, and I felt a little worse for ware after the previous night, a bloody mary sounded like just the ticket even if reimbursement wasn't ever going to be an option so we ordered doubles and began.

One bloody mary became two, then three and eventually five. By this point we were getting drunk again and even though it was only about three, shots seemed like a great idea. Shots followed by cider, then beer.

Eventually it was five, and ever increasing phone calls were indicating that I had to be elsewhere, so I asked if I could settle the afternoon's tab.

'That'll be £126....' She taps a couple of buttons... 'Actually, that'll be £80 please.'

Much appreciation, statements of intention of repeating the occasion and thanks ensued.

Then all I had to do was stagger my why back through London, home. Where my girlfriend had been sat outside my front door. For an hour and a half, because we were supposed to be getting on a train to go and see my parents and the rest of my family.

She was probably angry, buggered if I can remember though.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:00, 6 replies)
Cor! Top lad.

(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:23, closed)
I've got a few friends who own or run bars
none of them have ever charged me for booze. Particularly not breakfast booze.

Are your friends shit or mine? I dunno lol ¯\(°_o)/¯
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:26, closed)
That nice Mr Cameron warned us about the likes of you.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:42, closed)

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:01, closed)
It'll be all the
charities you run that you sign them up for.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:21, closed)
I wouldn't read too much into it.
I'd say it depends more on how well you know them and how often you do it.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:39, closed)

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