In the first year of starting a new job.
A group of my male colleagues all went out on the piss. I had it a little larger than I could handle and moments of note are:

1. Calling the nice girl who'd ordered us a taxi from the kebab shop she was working at a lying bitch for saying she'd ordered the taxi when she clearly hadn't. The taxi arrived about a minute later.

2. Trying to convince some bloke in the same kebab shop that I was his father and if he didn't show more respect I'd clip him round the ear. Despite him clearly being older than me.

3. Waking up naked with my cock in my hand pissing on a work colleagues legs. The room he was in was where the toilet is in my house.

4. Dashing around the house looking for the fucking toilet stark bollock naked. Who has the bathroom in a 3 bedroom detatched house downstairs for fucks sake?

Dreading returning to work after the weekend I was greeted by the expected jeers and piss-taking and when I opened by drawer there was a nappy in it.

The bloke I'd pissed on then went on at great length to describe to everyone how he'd been rudely awoken to a golden shower.

"Yea, but what you didn't tell them was you let me carry on and started wanking."
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:34, 1 reply)

These stories
give me the fear. I once pissed on someone's hat.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:29, closed)