Utterly Drunk
Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
Haiku
Got drunk did daft shit
Wrote it down on a website
No-one gave a fuck
- Bashō, 1672
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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Lies on QOTW lol
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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Yes, that is even better
Update:
Got drunk did nothing
Told massive lies on B3TA
Shambo called me out
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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Wait a minute,
how many syllables in B3TA?
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:23,
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Depends which time zone you're in.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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I've always pronounced it as 'beta'
Dunno whether that's right or not.
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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That's awesome
You should write it on papyrus and frame it with a feather
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:08,
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Cool story, Bashō.
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.Yeti., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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HAI!
A most sincere effort.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:02,
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well b3ta is not somewhere you'd expect a Basho reference.
or maybe it is and i misjudged this place. *heads to /talk, weeps
"All my friends
viewing the moon
an ugly bunch." ~Matsuo Basho
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:46,
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