VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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would be, if even a single line of it was in iambic pentamter...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 22:50,
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Still not iambic pentameter, but slightly more consistent meter:When she was a little girl,
She had a dainty quim.
If she tried so very hard,
She'd fit her finger in.
Now she's nearly aged sixteen,
Her quim has lost its charm.
Now she drops her finger in,
And half her fucking arm.
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 10 Oct 2010, 0:02,
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Almost iambic trimeter?AKA Alexandrines. ( I think, its been an age since I had to study this stuff. Can barely tell me spondees from me dactyls these days.)
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Iamb sure that if you tried hard enough, you'd remember.it's not trochee.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:54,
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nice ^^That really only leaves amphibrach and the puns that spring to mind are just too awful.
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It'd be a mean feet to get that pun in.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:23,
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Hah!(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:10, closed)
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