Stripey
Back in the late nineties or thereabouts, our wonderfully awful town of Dirty Neots became a testbed for all sorts of wonderful new traffic calming that was yet to be inflicted on the rest of the country (speed cushions - those daft fucking speedbumps that don't go across the whole road - being the ones most worthy of note; Clarkson visited once in order to ruin suspension and whinge about it on some chat show. I digress.)

One of these marvellous inventions was a zebra crossing on a speed bump. Yes, they already existed elsewhere, but apparently through accident rather than design. This was the first ever official one, accompanied by a pedestrian-crossing sign bearing below the notice:

"Humped
Zebra"

This very quickly, at the hands of alas not me but some local associates, became:
"I
Humped
The
Zebra
It was good!"

Not a lot of entertainment here in the east - every so often, the sign is replaced and someone fills it in again.
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:12, 1 reply)

I humped zebra. Is nice!!!
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( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, closed)