Vandalism
I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
( , Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
( , Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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During lunch break
in high school, I would buy a Subway sandwich, sit with my friends, then remove the pickles and fling them at the wall nearby. They would make a very satisfying slap against the wall and stick there in defiance of the laws of gravity. The next day, they would be gone, magically. I feel bad now, because someone else had to clean up my ignorant mess, but at the time, I just really liked slapping pickles against a wall.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:03, 6 replies)
in high school, I would buy a Subway sandwich, sit with my friends, then remove the pickles and fling them at the wall nearby. They would make a very satisfying slap against the wall and stick there in defiance of the laws of gravity. The next day, they would be gone, magically. I feel bad now, because someone else had to clean up my ignorant mess, but at the time, I just really liked slapping pickles against a wall.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:03, 6 replies)
also
There's a trick where you get a macdonalds straw, hold the ends and twist it up so the bit in the middle is pressurised then get someone to flick it with their finger. It bursts with a satisfying pop.
Well, when you are being an arse you suck up some chocolate milkshake, do the same thing and get an unsuspecting mate to flick the straw.
result - a very small amount of milkshake atomises and flies out in a supersonic cloud, covering both of you and anybody within about 3 feet in a fine mist. Amusing, but unpopular.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:20, closed)
There's a trick where you get a macdonalds straw, hold the ends and twist it up so the bit in the middle is pressurised then get someone to flick it with their finger. It bursts with a satisfying pop.
Well, when you are being an arse you suck up some chocolate milkshake, do the same thing and get an unsuspecting mate to flick the straw.
result - a very small amount of milkshake atomises and flies out in a supersonic cloud, covering both of you and anybody within about 3 feet in a fine mist. Amusing, but unpopular.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:20, closed)
The straw thing
I showed my mate this. I wound it really tight and got him to flick it. Which he did rather hard. It sounded like a whip cracking and really loud.
Never been able to replicate it since. I wonder if they've changed the plastic
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:57, closed)
I showed my mate this. I wound it really tight and got him to flick it. Which he did rather hard. It sounded like a whip cracking and really loud.
Never been able to replicate it since. I wonder if they've changed the plastic
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:57, closed)
Haven't tried it for a while
TGI Fridays strawns used to do it as well.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, closed)
TGI Fridays strawns used to do it as well.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, closed)
I wouldn't mind slapping your 'pickles' against my 'wall'
or straight anal, I'm easy
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:16, closed)
or straight anal, I'm easy
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:16, closed)
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