A very primitive CDC
I once was first into the classroom for Physics except for the teacher who then left the room for a few minutes. On the desk was the pile of our exercise books ready to be handed back with our marked homework in.

I then had an idea, but I would have to be quick. I dashed over to the books. With a biro, I quickly drew a CDC, a very primitive CDC indeed on my thumb and then used it to stamp the glyph at the end of each pupils' homework assignment as if it was an alternative to a gold star for good work. I did them all including my own except for one. A twat of a kid called Lee who I despised with every cell of my body and who used to give me a hard time through primary school several years previously.

I then dashed back to my seat and began to furiously scrub the pen off of my hand just as everyone else wandered in followed by the teacher who took the register and then handed out the books. Some kids actually opened to see how they did, but a lot didn't bother. Then came a muttering "what's this?" It spread and drew the attention of the teacher who examined a few books to see this:



in everybody's book except for Lee who consequently got the blame and was sent to the Deputy Head's office.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 9:48, 1 reply)

top marks!
my friend once spent a whole physics lesson colouring in with one of them letter stencils "Fuck My Hat I Didnt Know That"

Teacher waited till the end of the lesson to ask if he could see his work for the lesson.
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:54, closed)