Oh, you are going straight to hell
or alternatively nothing of any ill fortune will come your way unless some mindless bigoted religious zealots consider that you have in some way insulted their invisible friend, in which case you are screwed.

EDIT: Mind you if they read this then I am screwed too....damn. *Hides under nearest table*
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:32, 2 replies)

Wasn't book-burning a popular pastime in Nazi Germany?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:32, closed)

Only on really cold nights
when nothing decent was on telly!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:53, closed)

Yeah
It was just when they were really cold on the eastern front, they would have never burnt the Koran either, you know how racially sensitive those pesky Nazi's were.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:12, closed)

Get that panic room installed!!! ;)

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:10, closed)

For me
every room is a pace where I can panic. Not sure mrs 5 would approve anyway, she won't even let me annexe a part of the garden for a shed!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:26, closed)