VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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School, 1990, lunchtime.A friend and I were eating jaffa cakes the PROPER way. Nibble the edges, peel off the chocolate, then the sponge. When we got to the jammy jaffa bit my friend flipped it in the air like a coin where it stuck fast to the ceiling. It stayed for at least 8 years.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:09, 4 replies)
Sorry, butSorry but the right way to eat Jaffa cakes is to nibble round the edges, eat the sponge, THEN eat the orange and chocolate bits thats left. Beautiful.
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You're both wrong, although the first one is close.You nibble round the edge, peel off and eat the chocolate which goes under your nails providing a tasty snack for later, then peel off the sponge and eat it before licking the back of the orange disc and sticking it to your forehead. FACT.
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JebediahSpringfield, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:41,
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You're all wrong..
No bites..
all in, mastikate & swallow..
repeat.
alternative
all in, mastikate, sip tea, leave to "set" until flavor is enjoyed enough.. swallow
repeat.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:31, closed)
^What she said(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:35,
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