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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Dean is an absolute wanker
When I worked for my cunt of a boss at Morrisons he made my life miserable... bullied me and my staff and whathaveyou until I wound up having some kind of breakdown just before xmas.

To make myself feel a little better about this sorry situation I took it upon myself to adorn the inside of as many morrisions trailers as possible with the legend 'Dean is an absolute wanker'. Many times I nearly got caught in the act, but the crowning glory was clambering up a stack of pallets that had been loaded on to the wagon so I could write on the ceiling.

If you're 'lucky' enough to work for these bastards, have a look in the back of the grocery wagons... I'd love to know how far my message has got.

Dean is STILL an absolute wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:15, 2 replies)
Did you report him?

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:40, closed)
No, but some of those notes on the inside of lorries had REALLY BIG LETTERS.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:43, closed)
That'd be the high speed scribbling
write faster, bigger letters
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:44, closed)
For what it was worth...
Unfortunately management loved him... he was a suck up like no other and had dreams of putting his peanut dick in the big boss man's bumhole.

As a joke one of them told him to go and wash their car in the car park... off he toddled with a bucket of hot soapy water and a freshly purchased sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:43, closed)
Who is the other wanker,
Bean?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:10, closed)
That's what I want to know!
Has Sean really fallen so far?
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 19:17, closed)
Curse my inability to type...
(fixt)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:41, closed)

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