On a cubicle wall in a public toilet...
... I read one of the most hilarious bits of graffiti ever. After a little research however I've found out that it's quite a well-known stanza but it still made me chuckle. It read:

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls.
(CableDolt is on the mind of a girl near you on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:06, 5 replies)

Best I saw was in Laos
He was doubled over on the khazi shitting through the eye of a needle due to some of the local cuisine.

Written right in the centre of my vision on the bottom of the door was written, 'Maybe you shouldn't have had that curry you thought smelt so good.'
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:20, closed)

you should post that as an answer to the QOTW

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:31, closed)

Another one:
Here I sit, broken hearted,
Spent a penny and only farted...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, closed)

And in reply:
Here I sit, chuffed to bits,
spent fuck all and had two shits.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:46, closed)

Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their bits of shit in balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit!
(annierat1 doesn't have anything interesting to add on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:12, closed)