Must...not...type
Did you grow it especially for the occasion?
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:14, 1 reply)

No, someone had them on sticks (why, I'm not sure) and gave me one. There were a lot of girls with moustaches that night.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:28, closed)

Any chance you've still got it?
My moustache growing skills are such that the odds of gaining anything approaching a Dali style 'tasche is going to take until 2089.

(assuming a linear increase in facial hair folicle growth)
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, closed)

Haha unfortunately not. Just buy a stick-on one from the interwebs. If you're that desperate to have a Dali-style tache, I would avoid attractive members of the opposite sex whilst wearing it. There is a reason Dali only had full sex with two people in his life, and it's either because he was a huge deviant or the moustache. My guess is definetly on the moustache.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:58, closed)

Does that mean...
blokes will go wild and randy for me?

I need to know any potential downsides here before it's too late.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:43, closed)

I think they might, yes. But is that really a down side?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:47, closed)

Urgh
Damnit, my middle class sensibilities don't allow me to be negative about bumsex.

You win this round! But I'll get you next time Gadget...NEXT TIME!
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:54, closed)