Anthropomorphised History. (male)
Yes him, that cunt which brought us to where we are today. He's not the one who controls aging, but does sit by whilst it happens. You know who he is, he's the nondescript entity which brought in Thatcher, New Labour and a flood of disappointment with it. That's probably for the lefties though.
On balance then let's not forget then for the social conservatives how an era of great music and drug abuse brought us the sexually liberal times we're in. Fiscal Conservative? Okay well I understand someone this bloke is now starting to agree with you now, so you can move on by. On the other hand if you're not you may want to vote for this guy.

Nevertheless without this sod, without this very vague being representing all of history we might have got what you wanted this year, but didn't. Damn that bastard.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)