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We voted WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange as B3ta's Person of the Year. Who do you have as 2010's scoundrel and why?

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:34)
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For rebranding yet another QOTW. This time, 'Famous People I Hate'
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Nick Clegg
for using his arsehole as a cunt.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:28, 2 replies)
Stephen king
For coming out of retirement. Your last decent book was desperation. You should've retired then. The only people reading your books now are completists. Give it a rest. In fact there's another van out there with your name on. Go look for it.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:45, 13 replies)
Nicolas Cage
For being an annoying, prick-faced twatmonkey who spoils films that had (repeat, HAD) the potential to be at least sort of good. And he's been in waaaaaay too many lately.
I wanted to watch Kick-Ass until I heard he was in it.
His face annoys me to no end, for some reason.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, 8 replies)
Baldmonkey's return to QOTW, saving it from being shut down.
Is this side-street of QOTW excited at the prospect of new wacki?
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:24, 1 reply)
Terry 'now where did I leave my car' Pratchett
For being a spasticated-hat-wearing, smug, shit-book-writing solid gold Alzheimers cunt. The only thing worse than his bent books is his army of Simpsons-tie wearing lolwaki fans. What kind of turd dresses up as a character from a third-rate fantasy novel and goes to a convention chock full of likeminded deacons? A Colin Hunt, Iron Maiden listening WoWer, that's who.

I hope he dies on Christmas Day, burnt to death in a house fire caused by his own mental decline. Douglas Adams was shit too. So is Red fucking Dwarf. And so are you.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:42, 29 replies)
I vote for God
He's done many wonderous things and I thank him for them all, but giving Cheryl Cole a body like Cheryl Cole's and thinking the best way to top off those instantly lob-on inducing looks is to give her a Geordie accent, I think he's having a laugh at our expense.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:09, 6 replies)
Janet Street Porter
Some people are labelled evil and likened to the devil. Janet Street Porter is the person that the Devil is scared of.
She is evil.
And ginger.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:56, 4 replies)
Santa Claus
Every bloody year I asked for a Mr Frosty, and what did I get?
Book tokens.
Piss off you childhood dream destroting, bright red paedophile. You and your fucking red nosed reindeer!
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:52, 4 replies)
The New Zealand government.
Apparently they won't pay hobbits the same as us big people, or something.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:50, 2 replies)
Danny fucking baker
again. No coincidence Viz did a danny baker is a twat t-shirt back in the day!
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:36, 5 replies)
Mel Gibson
Sure, he's a total prick, but like any good villain he's also highly entertaining, like when he called Winona Ryder an "oven dodger" about 15 years ago:
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 2:34, Reply)
because he's an internet cunt.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 1:38, 1 reply)
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 1:18, Reply)
Them twats that have nicked my wheely bin
and it was full of rubbish.

It just seems like a strange thing to steal.

But its still put me out. So, meh, you bastards.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 1:08, 3 replies)
Tommy Sheridan. Once a posing pretend cunt always a posing pretend cunt ... and now with added incarceration.

(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:23, 2 replies)
Anyone who bought this piece of audio bilge

Seriously, unless people stop buying this shit, they won't stop!

If you are fortunate enough not to know what this sounds like, and insane enough to want to know.....

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:44, 11 replies)
Paul Dacre, editor of the Daily Fail
for consistantly trying to smear Julian Assange in recent weeks, which amusingly the readership (or at least those that comment on the stories) aren't buying into.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Hayley Williams
This talentless Paramore imp has angered me multiple times before, mainly putting out utter drivel song Misery Business, then later announcing she regretted it because the song's lyrics went against her Christian values. Also she nabbed herself a Twilight OST gig, thus forcing her onto my radio and TV further.

But this year? First she subjected me to the poorest leaked celebrity photos in a long time with her pathetic excuse for tits, then she contributed to B.O.B's song Airplanes, which is by far the worst audio bile of 2011.

She has reached a level of pure visceral hatred from me so far only reserved for Fearne Cotton and Jack Whitehall.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:47, 10 replies)
The Pope
Got to be. Promoting homophobic policies... check. Demonizing condoms in AIDS hotzones... check. Being anachronistically misogynistic... check. Banging on about the holiness of poverty while sat on a 12ft high GOLDEN THRONE... check.

But for deliberately obstructing police investigations into child abuse, deliberately moving abusive priests into new areas with fresh children to abuse, deliberately blaming anyone else other than himself and the church, while all the time trying to paint himself as somehow on the moral high ground and the "real victim" in all this... big fat fucking 12 FOOT HIGH GOLDEN CHECK.

Sorry. I'm off to dig out the Quality Street and try to calm down.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:05, 18 replies)
Barack Obama
Yeah, yeah, I know he's not that bad, but he's been so much more of a disappointment than anyone else this year. Especially with this don't ask, don't tell shite in the last few days. He had the nerve to post on facebook earlier "We did it!". Oh, really? Did we, Obama? So Gitmo is closed, the US got healthcare reform and people generally shit rainbows now, do they?

No. Bad president. Stop sounding so pleased with yourself.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:48, 20 replies)
Whoever got the ball rolling with that whole Hobbit debacle. I hate to sound dramatic, but way to set back the NZ industry a decade or two by being outraged over something that MIGHT POTENTIALLY HAVE happened.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
The NZ Government
Probably won't mean a lot to most of you colonists, but I vote for the NZ Gummint for all the stupid shit they've done this year, such as:

-Cutting funding to public health, counselling and other assorted social welfare organisations while giving themselves $4000 Xmas bonuses and announcing that they'll be getting raises next year

-Having a PM who's more interested in getting his face on TV and toadying up to America and England than actually doing his job effectively

-Increasing taxes on tobacco once again, but refusing to address the binge drinking culture in this country because of the World Cup next year (not to mention our methamphetamine problem)

-Having a Social Development Minister who has said in the media that she plans to eat crayfish until she's sick of it over summer. This is the woman responsible for slashing benefits for single mothers left, right and centre.

-Remember that Pike River mine tragedy? Yeah, it wasn't that long ago that safety concerns were roundly ignored by the current government and the PM was pushing for more mining.

Sorry to get on a rant, but things are really in a shit state in NZ at the moment and seeing the way these stupid fuckers carry on is beyond infuriating.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:14, 8 replies)
Michael MacIntyre
For being a chronically over exposed fuck knuckle with all the talent of a wet fart.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:49, 6 replies)
Rupert Murdoch?
Firstly he gets all his newspapers to tell their readers to vote tory and instead we get a half Liberal government. Was it the Sun wot lost that 15% lead in the opinions polls? You got a party back into power that hasn't governed for 100 years and also hates your guts. Winner.

Secondly trying to gain a 100% share of SkyNews - a channel that only has half the viewers of BBC-News and also makes a massive loss.

Thirdly the Times Paywall ... ????

what are you thinking?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)
The pope
Cos he's a tosser and all that.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:16, 4 replies)
That woman in the advert who mimes...
..."ISA ISA Baby" is begging for a punch in her retarded, trout-like face.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:35, 9 replies)
Cheryl Cole
... for making my brain melt with vacuous music, inane talking and having her face everywhere.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:32, 5 replies)
fucking Cowell for brainwashing the nation with insipid karaoke.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)

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