18.
After all the fucking around (Not literally, obviously) when I was fourteen and fifteen, I apparently decided to take a break for a few years.

Then I had sex, with my girlfriend, in my bed. Sober.

It went well.

Erm. That's it. Great, eh?

Ah, alright. When I was 14, 15... Something like that. I used to be a bit of a manslag. There was this particularly dodgy holiday involving about eight or nine girls, on and off. I was like a pig in shit, there.

So, last night or so I was there, there was this Welsh girl. She wasn't exactly small. Mercifully, I apparently blacked out before the deed could be done, and wandered off to find another of the girls I'd been 'friendly' with.

Woke up the next morning with the condom still on, thankfully unused.
( gone, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:07, Reply)