19 in a bath in Crewe
Was painfully shy with potential partners - all the attempts I made of chatting anyone up ended with decline, or self-defeat before hand, so i gave up completely and decided that self abuse was the cerebral thing to do.

A week after that desicion I was chased around the sports center where I worked by the new barmaid - who finally cornered me and said "Here's my address, be there at 8pm tomorrow night with a bottle of wine - if you're not there I will come to yours because I've got your address" - GULP!

I turned up, with wine and then spent 3 weeks side-stepping her advances because I didn't know what the 'decent' period of time was.

She finally got me in the bath when I was having a shower after work - humped herself senseless and breathily asked me if I enjoyed it - I honestly said no - And she cried.

She did manage to unleash a beast though, and after 18 months of all night humping, threesomes with her college mates and other fantastic pursuits - she dumped me because I wanted too much sex!!! Go figure.
(Catchag "You know!....For Kids!", Thu 3 Mar 2005, 12:34, Reply)