Losing Your Virginity
Let's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
( , Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
Let's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
( , Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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Romance is dead
15 years old, on some concrete, outside some garages in Chertsey after he'd played a "teen heavy metal" type gig.
He had an enormous knob (and was one at the time) and red y-fronts. Ladies: you know red y-fronts mean "stop", "danger" and "do not enter".
Afterwards, he romantically whispered in my ear "I wouldn't let your Mum wash your t-shirt" (we hadn't used protection).
Not exactly myth exploding....
( , Thu 3 Mar 2005, 13:54, Reply)
15 years old, on some concrete, outside some garages in Chertsey after he'd played a "teen heavy metal" type gig.
He had an enormous knob (and was one at the time) and red y-fronts. Ladies: you know red y-fronts mean "stop", "danger" and "do not enter".
Afterwards, he romantically whispered in my ear "I wouldn't let your Mum wash your t-shirt" (we hadn't used protection).
Not exactly myth exploding....
( , Thu 3 Mar 2005, 13:54, Reply)
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