tough job
when i first tried having sex at the age of 16, it hurt so much it was unbelievable. a visit to the doctor showed that my hymen was too thick to be penetrated the normal way, so i lost my virginity to a surgeon. funny thing was, i thought it was going to be a woman doing it, right up until the moment when i'm lying in that hospital bed, my legs up on rests and all the goodness revealed - when the male surgeon come in, snaps his gloves on and goes "right, what have we here then?" - luckily the anaesthetic kicked in just about then.

after that, it took about 6 months for sex to get anywhere near comfortable, and for each partner since, it's been plain but bearable. guys, all these stories about making the girl come on that first night... forget it. it was all fake. unless you a) went down on her or b) have a small protrouding vibrating appendix near the top of the shaft of your penis. being a girl sucks.
( vanja, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 23:15, Reply)