Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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Several types of virginity...I lost my "having it away with a married woman" V-plates at the enjoyably young age of 17. She was 35.
She was as rough as *sandpaper*, had Breasts like football socks with a bit of sand in the bottom, and was as spacious as a Wizard's sleeve.
Why do it then?
No, I still don't know. But at least Longevity was achieved without having to close my eyes and imagine Maggie Thatcher naked...
*Note*: Sandpaper meaning (as it always has) that she looked like she'd been ram-raiding on a scooter. NOTHING to do with dryness, and nothing to do with teeth. (WTF?)
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:51,
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