Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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Self simulationActually, I discovered when I was 14 that you can replicate the act of coitus with one's own hand
None of this "women" lark needed; and much time is saved to fill out loan applications and such. And if your patient; you can give them a more natural substitute for ink.
They weren't too impressed, mind.
Anyway, can't stay long, must sign my mothers day card
(, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 16:14, Reply)
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