Talk About Bad Luck...
My best mate (Art), was doomed to be the last of my friends to lose his virginity. As a favor, I brought a very beautiful (and very intoxicated) little blonde to meet him one evening. After a while, she asked him up to his bedroom, and being as nosy as I am, I listened at the door with two other friends. Just when it seemed all was going well, I heard a blood curdeling shriek...from Art! On his first try, he hit her thigh and pushed so hard that he "broke" his penis. I didn't know that this was a possibility either, until we took him to the emergency room. And what could manage to top off his painful and embarassing inability to lose his virginity...explaining the cause of the injury to his good Christian Mother...yes...soccer accident...I like the sound of that!
(Tofu_turkey, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 16:21, Reply)